Aug 17, 2007

Princess Saves Tooth, Keeps T-Fairy At Bay

Fairyland Press~August 07

In the biggest upset this tiny kingdom's seen since Cinderella won over Prince C, another upstart young heiress to the throne has snatched victory from the jaws of defeat.

Three year old Princess Ella apparently fell from her carriage in what witnesses called a "spectacular free fall".

"Yeah, I seen it. Total face plant", reported one of the three blind mice. Rushed back to her home kingdom of Tasty Apple, the diminutive maiden-to-be was taken to Dr. Mo Lar, for treatment.

"Nice kid. Great smile. Teeth're fine. Little out of position, but she's a trooper. Now, the Evil Queen? In here last week? Talk about a pain in the bicuspid...".

Reached at her palatial apartment, Ella offered her thoughts on the events through a mouthful of ice cream "Mmurrh!".

Unavailable for comment was the Tooth Fairy. With rising union costs a concern, the Fairy Union's revenue of late has been curtailed by online-payment entities like "$4Teeth".

Asked if the discoloration around her lips might prove a deterrent to the upcoming Autumn dance, "Fall In Love", Ella replied "Its like a base color...I'll probably go with a complimentary lip liner...".

Reported by The Write Knight
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